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Baby Boomers

Get Off the Tit!

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First, a little history. Your overachieving male ancestors set the bar a bit high, and you may have fallen somewhat short of their manly accomplishments. Before most of them reached their twenty-first birthdays, most of your great-grandfathers defeated the Nazi’s and saved Europe. And, to make sure the rest of the world knew they were serious, in 1945 they dropped two atomic bombs on Japan. No reading between the lines – great grandpa was a bad ass, and the leaders of his day knew how to make tough decisions. After the war, they came home, used the GI Bill to…

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The Greatest Generation

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It wasn’t supposed to be like this You have seen us around. Marching like lemmings into big box home centers, we try to reconnect with our self reliant ancestry. Our grandfather’s built their own houses, but we need Bob Vila to show us how to fix the ceiling fan. We are secretly dark men. Hating ourselves while taking long drags on unfiltered Camels, we are miserable. Born into the most prosperous and dynamic generation in history, we pissed much of our potential away. Our superficial mantra is “He who dies with the most toys wins.” To this end, we shine custom chromed…

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